The 10 Best Lines From Jay Rayner's Brutal Steakhouse Takedown

This is going to get messy. Because everyone loves an absolutely devastating restaurant review, here are some choice bits from The Guardian's most read story this weekend — now at 550 comments and counting — in the form of Jay Rayner's Sunday Observer review. A new high-end, formidably named London restaurant specializing in Norwegian red king crab and Nebraskan steak called Beast, the critic writes, is "the most unintentionally funny restaurant to open in London in a very long time." For ar...